I was adopted and my dad’s a dick monthly meetup
"-turns me into a cyborg, and calls Gamora his favourite daughter right in front of me!”
"Yeah? First Odin starts a war with a race he graciously failed to mention I was a part of, then banishes me when I try to finish it! Have you ever been to Earth? It’s hellish!”
As requested by just-tinabow-man :3
I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
John Watson doesn’t give a fuck about meeting the most dangerous man in an empty warehouse.
(John Watson doesn’t give a fuck series)
Black Male Excellence.
He’s actually Toph
look at this card
i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card
I just watched an English man eat jellyfish in gonad paste what has my life come to